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Another depressing moment...
2 min read
Ever had to go through your friends list on dA to remove the inactive friends, or people you're not interested in anymore? I just did that, and now I feel sorta bad... It makes me think back to when people used dA more than anything else. Now with all of this other, newer stuff coming up, I guess (mostly) everyone's ready to move on. And I'm okay with that, actually. I won't force anyone to stay here on dA, but I really wish they did. I remember when I first began using this site, I had no idea what I was doing, but I loved it anyway. Now, it just seems really empty to me, y'know, with less and less people putting things up. It's a little sad, yeah, but now others feel that it's time to move on. I'm not leaving dA anytime soon, but others may choose to do so, if they wish.
Anyway,rant is over now. Thanks for reading.
Fuck Yeah.
Anyway,
Fuck Yeah.
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Wow... What in the hell is happening?
4 min read
Right now, everything is going horribly for me, and I don't know why. Don't read this if you don't care.
Last week, my dad almost died. Twice. For those of you who know me in real life, you've probably heard how much of an asshole my dad can really be. But you know what? I still love him to death, and I really don't know what I'd do without him. Luckily, he'll be alright, and he's quitting his job that he hates so much. It's about fucking time. That place hasn't done any good for him at all. When my dad was having his second attack, he was leaving to the hospital himself (because it was just down the road from where he works). As he was walking out, his bosses were fully aware of the situation, and still wanted him to stay and work. I just think it's a bunch of bullshit, to be quite honest. All they care about is money, when my dad's life is on the line. I never want to go back there again. I don't even want think about that place.
Another thing that's been bothering me is this whole thing with Tumblr. It seems that everyone is switching over to Tumblr, and forgetting about dA. I don't like that, but who am I to complain? Nobody listens to me anyway. I just feel left out, mostly because I don't actively use my Tumblr as much as everyone else does. I don't care if people use it, I just hate how it gets in the way of everything. I'm sick and tired of it.
Also, this weird and strange sadness has been creeping up on me more and more each day, and I really don't know where that's coming from. I could just be acting really stupid, or maybe something is seriously wrong with me. Either way, I'm glad that I have at least some of my friends to talk to. Those who are willing to listen, anyway. Most people just don't care. And I'm fine with that. I'll be more than happy to return the favor, if you desire. If you don't care, just let me know. Same goes for if you do care. I just want people's brutally honest opinions about me. Whether you think it'll make me laugh, or make me feel terrible, I want to hear. Please, either let me know in person, dA, Skype, or by texting me. I want to know. I love my friends so much, and I'd hate to lose any because of some stupid mistakes I've made.
I'm not sure if this rant will get me in trouble with my friends or not, I just needed to write this.
Thanks for reading this idiotic rant. It means a lot to me, even if you hate me. I appreciate it.
-Tyler
Fuck Yeah.
Last week, my dad almost died. Twice. For those of you who know me in real life, you've probably heard how much of an asshole my dad can really be. But you know what? I still love him to death, and I really don't know what I'd do without him. Luckily, he'll be alright, and he's quitting his job that he hates so much. It's about fucking time. That place hasn't done any good for him at all. When my dad was having his second attack, he was leaving to the hospital himself (because it was just down the road from where he works). As he was walking out, his bosses were fully aware of the situation, and still wanted him to stay and work. I just think it's a bunch of bullshit, to be quite honest. All they care about is money, when my dad's life is on the line. I never want to go back there again. I don't even want think about that place.
Another thing that's been bothering me is this whole thing with Tumblr. It seems that everyone is switching over to Tumblr, and forgetting about dA. I don't like that, but who am I to complain? Nobody listens to me anyway. I just feel left out, mostly because I don't actively use my Tumblr as much as everyone else does. I don't care if people use it, I just hate how it gets in the way of everything. I'm sick and tired of it.
Also, this weird and strange sadness has been creeping up on me more and more each day, and I really don't know where that's coming from. I could just be acting really stupid, or maybe something is seriously wrong with me. Either way, I'm glad that I have at least some of my friends to talk to. Those who are willing to listen, anyway. Most people just don't care. And I'm fine with that. I'll be more than happy to return the favor, if you desire. If you don't care, just let me know. Same goes for if you do care. I just want people's brutally honest opinions about me. Whether you think it'll make me laugh, or make me feel terrible, I want to hear. Please, either let me know in person, dA, Skype, or by texting me. I want to know. I love my friends so much, and I'd hate to lose any because of some stupid mistakes I've made.
I'm not sure if this rant will get me in trouble with my friends or not, I just needed to write this.
Thanks for reading this idiotic rant. It means a lot to me, even if you hate me. I appreciate it.
-Tyler
Fuck Yeah.
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5000 Question Survey: Part 7
12 min read
I've decided to just upload this one part at a time. It seems much easier.
601. Do you have a lust for life?
Eh…
602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Yeah.
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism?
No, I don't care for religion.
Cure a hangover?
Yeah, I'd help out so many people.
Lie persuasively?
It could come in handy, I guess…
604. What character from a movie is most like you?
I'd say Kevin from 'Hot Rod.'
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
No, not really. I don't really have much of a choice, though.
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
I think people should have the freedom to choose who they want to spend the rest of their lives with.
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Facebook.
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Being a troll.
609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
I dunno… December, I guess.
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
More like a highway, for me.
611. What is your favorite movie?
Interstella 5555.
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
Probably a merchant.
613. What is your favorite song lyric?
I don't have just one. Too many to name.
614. What will you never run out of?
Nothing, I guess…
615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
She already is madly in love with me.
616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Nah, I wouldn't really care.
617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
Nope.
618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Yeah, a few times.
How about the day it was due?
Mmhmm.
619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
Austin Powers in Goldmember. That, and Hot Rod.
620. What is your favorite season?
Winter.
621. Do you mind being described as cute?
I don't mind.
622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Sarah's hipster crap…
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
Everything. People are just stupid as hell.
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I don't know…
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
Similar interests.
626. How open to suggestion are you?
I'm open for suggestions almost all the time.
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
Both.
628. Are you often lonely?
YES.
629. What's the most unusual pet you've ever had?
I've never had any unusual animals…
630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Yeah, jokingly.
631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
With my head.
632. How imaginative are you?
Not very.
633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Eh…
634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
Nope.
635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Both.
636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what anyone says or does?
If my friends and family are happy, then everything's fine.
637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
I don't give a damn.
638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
I don't drink.
639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Meh… Not really.
640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
Sometimes.
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
No, I don't.
642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
I stay at Mom's house every week, but other than that, I haven't spent the night anywhere else in almost two years.
643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
Nope. In fact, I'm listening to Bill Engvall rant about stupid questions. (I listen to Stand-Up when I'm bored)
644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
G4 and TBS.
645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Friday.
646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
No, I think she hates me…
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
Kissing another guy, I guess.
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah.
649. Have you been to a museum this year?
No.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Yeah, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
It actually makes sense to do that.
652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
No.
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
All the time.
654. Do like Japanese cooking?
Yeah.
655. Do you care for stray animals?
Yes.
656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas
I remember watching that almost every year for about 5 or 6 years.
A Garfield Halloween
Never seen it.
The Secret of Nimh
Nope.
The Last Unicorn
No.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons
No.
657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
I can use both hands, but I use my right hand more often.
658. Do you always say; "bless you" after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
Not always, no.
659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend, where would you go?
Not sure, exactly.
660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down
Never seen it.
As the Wind Blows
No.
Grave of the Fireflies
No.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
I kinda like it, actually.
Spirited Away
Loved it.
661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Neutral.
662. What words offend you?
I hate using the word 'retard.' Any other word is okay with me.
663. They're just words. Can you get over it?
Eh… Maybe.
664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Fuck no.
665. Which ones have you looked into?
N/A
666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
It's the only religion that seems to accept everyone.
667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Rows.
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
No.
669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
I don't really like Star Wars.
670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
I don't think so, but I wouldn't know.
671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
Nope.
672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
No, not really.
673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
I dunno.
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Chuck-E-Cheese
675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Staying at home.
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Movie theater.
677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
Staying at home.
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Concert.
679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
N/A
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Chuck-E-Cheese.
681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Never seen it.
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Friends, Family, and Computer.
683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
Probably not.
684. What is your favorite smell?
Strawberry shampoo. Very manly, I know.
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling
2
Rape jokes
5
Sarcastic comments
2
Blonde jokes
3
Dirty jokes
1
God/religion jokes
4
Long-ass jokes
3
Death jokes
4
Pain/sickness jokes
3
Animals doing cute stuff
1
Bodily functions
1
Knock jokes
3
Ethnic jokes
4
Puns
2
Ironic situations
1
685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
Never seen it.
686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
I wish…
687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
"You're a fucking idiot, go die in a hole somewhere."
688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
Never seen it, and even if I did, I wouldn't want to.
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Sometimes, but not all that much.
690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Hell's Kitchen seems pretty good.
691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
I don't care.
692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Never seen either of them.
693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
Yeah, once or twice.
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
Yup. I used to catch flies.
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I would think that would be pretty cool. That sounds kinda fun.
696. Do you use public pools?
Yeah.
697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Sometimes. Only if I have to go Number 1.
698. Do you use public showers?
No, I haven't.
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
32 ½.
700. Would it affect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
I don't care.
Fuck Yeah.
601. Do you have a lust for life?
Eh…
602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Yeah.
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism?
No, I don't care for religion.
Cure a hangover?
Yeah, I'd help out so many people.
Lie persuasively?
It could come in handy, I guess…
604. What character from a movie is most like you?
I'd say Kevin from 'Hot Rod.'
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
No, not really. I don't really have much of a choice, though.
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
I think people should have the freedom to choose who they want to spend the rest of their lives with.
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Facebook.
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Being a troll.
609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
I dunno… December, I guess.
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
More like a highway, for me.
611. What is your favorite movie?
Interstella 5555.
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
Probably a merchant.
613. What is your favorite song lyric?
I don't have just one. Too many to name.
614. What will you never run out of?
Nothing, I guess…
615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
She already is madly in love with me.
616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Nah, I wouldn't really care.
617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
Nope.
618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Yeah, a few times.
How about the day it was due?
Mmhmm.
619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
Austin Powers in Goldmember. That, and Hot Rod.
620. What is your favorite season?
Winter.
621. Do you mind being described as cute?
I don't mind.
622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Sarah's hipster crap…
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
Everything. People are just stupid as hell.
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I don't know…
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
Similar interests.
626. How open to suggestion are you?
I'm open for suggestions almost all the time.
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
Both.
628. Are you often lonely?
YES.
629. What's the most unusual pet you've ever had?
I've never had any unusual animals…
630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Yeah, jokingly.
631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
With my head.
632. How imaginative are you?
Not very.
633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Eh…
634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
Nope.
635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Both.
636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what anyone says or does?
If my friends and family are happy, then everything's fine.
637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
I don't give a damn.
638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
I don't drink.
639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Meh… Not really.
640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
Sometimes.
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
No, I don't.
642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
I stay at Mom's house every week, but other than that, I haven't spent the night anywhere else in almost two years.
643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
Nope. In fact, I'm listening to Bill Engvall rant about stupid questions. (I listen to Stand-Up when I'm bored)
644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
G4 and TBS.
645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Friday.
646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
No, I think she hates me…
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
Kissing another guy, I guess.
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yeah.
649. Have you been to a museum this year?
No.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Yeah, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
It actually makes sense to do that.
652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
No.
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
All the time.
654. Do like Japanese cooking?
Yeah.
655. Do you care for stray animals?
Yes.
656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas
I remember watching that almost every year for about 5 or 6 years.
A Garfield Halloween
Never seen it.
The Secret of Nimh
Nope.
The Last Unicorn
No.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons
No.
657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
I can use both hands, but I use my right hand more often.
658. Do you always say; "bless you" after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
Not always, no.
659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend, where would you go?
Not sure, exactly.
660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down
Never seen it.
As the Wind Blows
No.
Grave of the Fireflies
No.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
I kinda like it, actually.
Spirited Away
Loved it.
661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Neutral.
662. What words offend you?
I hate using the word 'retard.' Any other word is okay with me.
663. They're just words. Can you get over it?
Eh… Maybe.
664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Fuck no.
665. Which ones have you looked into?
N/A
666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
It's the only religion that seems to accept everyone.
667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Rows.
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
No.
669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
I don't really like Star Wars.
670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
I don't think so, but I wouldn't know.
671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
Nope.
672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
No, not really.
673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
I dunno.
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Chuck-E-Cheese
675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Staying at home.
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Movie theater.
677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
Staying at home.
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Concert.
679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
N/A
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Chuck-E-Cheese.
681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Never seen it.
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Friends, Family, and Computer.
683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
Probably not.
684. What is your favorite smell?
Strawberry shampoo. Very manly, I know.
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling
2
Rape jokes
5
Sarcastic comments
2
Blonde jokes
3
Dirty jokes
1
God/religion jokes
4
Long-ass jokes
3
Death jokes
4
Pain/sickness jokes
3
Animals doing cute stuff
1
Bodily functions
1
Knock jokes
3
Ethnic jokes
4
Puns
2
Ironic situations
1
685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
Never seen it.
686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
I wish…
687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
"You're a fucking idiot, go die in a hole somewhere."
688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
Never seen it, and even if I did, I wouldn't want to.
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Sometimes, but not all that much.
690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Hell's Kitchen seems pretty good.
691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
I don't care.
692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
Never seen either of them.
693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
Yeah, once or twice.
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
Yup. I used to catch flies.
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I would think that would be pretty cool. That sounds kinda fun.
696. Do you use public pools?
Yeah.
697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Sometimes. Only if I have to go Number 1.
698. Do you use public showers?
No, I haven't.
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
32 ½.
700. Would it affect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
I don't care.
Fuck Yeah.
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El Sigh...
2 min read
I just feel like an asshole. I don't know why, exactly, I just do, and I have no idea how to cheer myself up.
Fuck Yeah.
Fuck Yeah.
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5000 Question Survey: Parts 4-6
29 min read
301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.
A – Build a game.
B – Go to Belleview, WA and bug Gabe Newell.
C – Become 'successful' in life.
D – Go to a concert of a band that I really love.
E – Learn to play the piano and/or guitar.
302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
Yeah, hopefully.
303. What do you feel controlled by?
I don't know, but I'm gonna say my computer.
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
Nope. Science can prove that doesn't work.
305. What is one thing you are sure of?
I am sitting at my computer, I know that.
306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
About mid-afternoon. That's when I realize there's a bunch of shit I still have to do.
307. Have you ever played in a band?
No, I haven't.
308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'?
No, but creatures crawl out of weirder things than the ocean. I know that…
309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
Get me the fuck out of here. (I have a fear of open water, such as oceans, lakes, etc.)
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
I like to play chess. I wouldn't join a tournament or anything, but I'd play for fun.
311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
No, I haven't.
312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
Nope.
313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could?
Maybe, but I wouldn't know.
314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it?
Eh… Sometimes. Not very often, though.
315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
Sometimes I do.
316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
I've done that with my old phone before. I've also done it to a PS2 controller.
317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
If your crime is severe enough, you deserve nothing less.
318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
Y U DO DIS?
319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
Yup. Eventually.
320. What is something worth suffering for?
I don't know, really.
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
On the back of my head.
322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
Not really.
323. Would you rather live simply or extravagantly?
I'd live in the middle.
324. Have you ever been camping?
Yeah, and I didn't really like it. I'm not really an outdoor person.
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
Sometimes.
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
I've done it before…
327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
Both.
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
My parents.
329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?
Patient, Calm, Rich.
330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_J…)?
That's a stupid reason to go to prison. Nobody was hurt, nothing was stolen, so what the fuck?
331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
No.
332. Are you very active?
I can be.
333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
I dunno.
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
Absolutely.
335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you?
I'm not sure, but I'll just say "Yes."
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with whoever they are with at the time?
There's someone for everyone, I believe. No matter who you are.
337. Do you know secret things?
Yep. Of course I do.
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
I don't know.
339. How do you overcome your fears?
I can't really do that. I'm afraid to confront them.
340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
Make a decent Rom-hack, as far as I know.
341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
Uh, probably not.
342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Smaller.
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yep. I fired a pistol in first grade, and I used to own a paintball gun (if that counts).
344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
I think so. You can never expect what someone is or isn't going to do.
345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
90%.
346. Does safety stifle you?
Sometimes.
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
Terrorism, I think.
348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
Some of them are, while others aren't.
349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
No.
350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joh…) affect you?
It didn't.
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
Yeah, my god damn Game Boy Color. I had some awesome games for that.
352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
Not anymore, no.
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
Friends.
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
I don't know why I would do that when I'm already in a relationship.
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
I'm assuming it's asking which one "IS" the worst. I'd say gluttony.
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Gluttony, greed, envy, wrath, and sloth.
357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
OH FUCK YES
Do you try to avoid thinking?
Um, no.
358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first?
Yes. I would.
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
I don't know.
360. What can you talk about for hours?
VALVe.
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
Ideas and People. I try not to talk about myself a lot.
362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
Nah.
363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
I'm not a fanboy, but I do enjoy the series.
364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
Blazing Saddles.
365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
I dunno, but I'd like to at least see Conan O'Brien in person. Maybe visit one of his shows.
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
No, I haven't.
367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
I have no diary. I have a journal, and it's here on dA. Anyway, yeah.
368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
Living in California, my list of fears, and how people always used to hate me.
369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
Yeah.
370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
I haven't gone that far.
371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
I don't understand.
372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
Sometimes, but I try not to.
373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
Yeah, I do.
374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
Yeah, but when I do, I don't take it seriously.
375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
Not always, no.
376. Do you have a quick wit?
I have my good and bad days. That's why I'd love to join an improv group to help me with that.
377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
Yeah, I don't want to live in a country ruled by a bunch of idiots. Too bad that's not gonna happen.
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
Eh…
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Yeah, I have before.
380. Are you uptight?
I dunno. Maybe, maybe not.
381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Yep.
382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
It depends on who is talking, and what the topic is.
383. Are you self-conscious?
Yup.
384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
Sitting at my computer, or hanging out with friends.
385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing?
I dunno, probably.
386. What is Kevin Smith's(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Sm…) best movie?
I haven't seen many of them, but I'd say Cop Out was great.
387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
I'd like to hang out with friends, but I can't go out at night.
388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
I can deal with it. It's no big deal.
389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Yeah.
390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
Some sort of asshole that nobody likes.
391. Are you quick to judge others?
Not really.
392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
Calm down first, then talk.
393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
Love is different for many people. I can't really put an analogy to it right now.
394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
There are lots. Too many to name.
395. Do you have it?
Most of them, I'm sure.
396. Which do you think has more impact on a person's character, genetics or environment?
Both. Environment has a bigger impact, I think.
397. Who was your first best friend?
Edward Alviso. Now that I look back, he's kind of an asshole. My next choice is Austin Foor.
398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
Eddie was a cocky little bastard, and he always thought he was better than you. Austin was great, I wish he could have moved up here with me.
399. Who have you read a biography about?
I don't think I have.
400. What would your own autobiography be called?
"Don't even think of opening this book up."
401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
Yeah, for me, it kind of is.
402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
Whatever they want.
403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Again, "Why don't we have both?"
404. When was the last time you were up all night?
ANSWER NOT FOUND
405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Friendship.
406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
Some people can be.
407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'?
No. I don't think there is any 'dominant' race in the world.
408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
I don't know.
409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
I'd say both are equally smart.
410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary?
I've guessed someone's password before, but it was for something else.
411. What teacher, if any, has affected you the most in your life?
My fourth-grade teacher, Mr. Apodaca. He was awesome.
412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
I'm usually bored easily.
413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
I haven't done anything, really…
414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant)
I don't understand…
415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
French toast.
416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Sometimes, I write journals on dA.
417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
I don't have any CD's.
418. What's the best diary name you ever saw?
I don't know, I don't read diaries. I read journals.
419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
I don't know if they'll all be surprised, but I am bisexual.
420. Who owes you an apology?
Someone who I'm not going to name. It's too personal. Sorry guys.
421. Who deserves an apology from you?
I don't know, but if I owe you one, let me know.
422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
I'd let them have their freedom, but I'd also have to tell them to be more responsible.
423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion?
I like them all, actually.
424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
Nobody's ever used a pickup line on me.
425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
Kinetic.
426. Do you own a record player?
No.
Do you use it?
-sigh-
427. How easily do you make friends?
It usually depends…
428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
I don't know the difference.
429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
No, I don't think so.
430. Do you care about your weight?
No, I don't let it run my entire life.
431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
Possibly.
432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
Um, I've never thought about it. I don't think so, though.
433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
I'd kick out all of the annoying jackasses out of the school.
434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
"No Energy Drinks"
435. Are you artistic and creative?
No, but I'm trying to be…
436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
I know exactly what I was doing. I was at my Grandma's house in California, and I was sitting at the computer, making "Super Awesome RxKQueen World."
437. What are you obsessed with?
VALVe. Team Fortress 2, more specifically.
438. What was the last compliment you received?
"Thank you."
439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yeah. Three brothers, and two sisters.
440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
Friends. If I can only pick one person though, it would be Kailynn.
441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
Sometimes.
442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
I think it takes the trust away, but that's just me.
443. Do you lie your way out of things?
Yeah. I need to stop, though.
444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Neither.
445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
I can't think of any at the moment.
446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
Nope.
447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
I don't know.
448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
Nope.
449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
No.
450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
Listening to music that I haven't heard in years.
451. What do you do for exercise?
I ride my bike.
452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
Strict teacher with a sense of humor. I want an education.
453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
I've been thinking about that, but I still haven't come up with one yet…
454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
None.
455. Are you a good cook?
Meh…
456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Sometime, yeah.
457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if this question didn't exist?
458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
Spontaneous and Unpredictable.
459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
I've counted to 2,000 before. Oh, the things you can do when there is no computer around.
460. How do you go about losing weight?
I don't really care.
461. Do you have street smarts?
Not much, but yes.
462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
Nope.
463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vanilla and/or Strawberry.
464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing?
I can't think of any right now.
465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be?
Eh… I've thought about it before. I don't know what the theme would be.
466. Do you like the way you look naked?
Pffffffffttt. No.
467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
No, I haven't.
468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
Pretty much everyone I know, with the exception of a few people…
469. Who do you know who is dull?
I don't know.
470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Yeah.
471. What is one interesting fact you know?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
472. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time.
Do you talk to your pets?
Yeah.
473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?
I think so, yeah.
474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don't mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
Delicate outfits would be nice.
475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'?
I wouldn't know. I'm pretty boring.
476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
Both. I don't know how it works, but it does.
477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
Half a trunk full of dimes.
478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
I'd rather not go into that, too. I'm sorry I have a personal life, guys.
479. Are you in good health?
Yeah.
480. Are you patriotic?
No, not really.
Let's play fact or crap.
Is it a fact? Or is it crap?
481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
Fact.
482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Fact.
483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Crap.
484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
Crap.
485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
Crap.
486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Crap.
487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
Fact.
488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
Crap.
489. In Grimm's original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
Crap.
490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
Fact.
491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
Crap.
492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
Crap.
493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
Fact.
494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
Crap.
495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.
Fact.
496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
Crap.
497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
Crap.
498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
Crap.
499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Crap.
500. There are 86401 seconds in day.
Crap.
[I could be wrong on most of those questions…]
501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I can't think of any new names…
502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
I don't think I have a street name, so I can't answer this one.
503. Have you ever created your own 'what ___ are you' quiz?
No, I haven't.
If you did make one what would it be about?
'What TF2 Class are you?'
504. What is your favorite song from the 70's?
Lots. Too many to name.
505. What do you feel like complaining about?
Why I'm not living in Canada yet.
506. What do you feel like celebrating?
Well, my sister's birthday is tomorrow, so I guess that?
507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
Not that I can think of, no.
508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
Yeah.
509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Yup.
510. What do you have faith in?
I don't have faith in much of anything.
511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Yeah, I'm sure.
512. What (not who) do you care about?
Everything I have.
513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
I could lose all my friends, and I could be kicked out onto the street.
514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
The cast of Jersey Shore. Good thing they're all too stupid to use their powers of evil.
515. What do you want to change about the world?
I'd leave it alone, and let others try to get themselves out of their own problems.
516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
It would be some project I could actually complete, and it also kills time and boredom.
517. Has anyone ever led you on?
I dunno, probably.
518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
I can't really remember…
519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
I have to prepare for Sarah's party, which is tomorrow.
520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Well, I need to see how well today is going to be. I just woke up, so…
521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
I'd go with four feet tall.
522. How often do you get jealous?
All the time.
523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn't?
Drink energy drinks, I'm guessing.
524. Do you do any soul searching?
Nope.
525. Do you believe you have a soul?
Nope.
526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Both.
527. Are you a slave to love?
To a certain degree, sure.
528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
Some dude's magical adventure inside the internet.
529. Does anyone understand you?
Not a whole lot of people, but yes.
530. Do you understand yourself?
Not really…
531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Fire.
532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
Myself. I just go with how I feel like acting.
533. What is one idea that you live by?
I don't really know…
534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
They can act like me, and I'd get to know them more.
535. Are you more delicate or tough?
Both, but more delicate.
536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
Smarter.
537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
No.
538. When are you at a loss for words?
When VALVe releases a new game.
539. What is the worst time to be alone?
All the time.
540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
They used to smoke pot and drink like fucking crazy. I'm never doing that shit.
541. What gets you through the night?
Sleep, usually.
542. Do you really want to live forever?
That'd actually be kinda cool, but at the same time, really shitty.
543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
Eh…
544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
I won the lottery. That way, I could actually save some of it for a house, and I won't have to bum myself out about being poor.
545. Who is your favorite visual artist?
I don't really know…
546. What would you like to protest against?
Nothing, really.
547. What or who do you support?
Gay pride.
548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
Um, I really don't know…
549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
Both, but it would usually depend on the occasion.
550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
Eh…
551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
I can't remember.
552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
I would scream it out, right then and there.
553. Does a good friend tell you you've got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
They'd tell you if they cared.
554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I don't think so.
555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
…Daft Punk…
556. What do you need advice about?
I need advice on making cosplays, because I've never done it before.
557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
Yep.
558. Do you have a good luck charm?
Nah.
559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
Yeah. Why shouldn't they?
560. What is your least favorite body part?
My toes.
561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Oh hell yes.
562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
I don't think there are endings, but if there are, not all of them are happy.
563. What is your worst trait?
I procrastinate. A lot.
564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
Yeah, I guess.
565. What is the essence of you?
Total fucking randomness.
566. What really inspires you?
Me.
567. Have you met your soul mate?
Yeah. Kailynn.
568. Is everyday a special occasion?
Not really, no.
569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
Something with a lot of Bass.
570. Of the following which word best describes you:
natural: Nope.
outgoing: Yeah, a little.
polite: No.
quick thinking: Eh…
571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
Yeah, there are several. I know that a lot of commercials on MTV can go to hell.
572. Have you ever lost your religion?
I've never had one. I think it's stupid, personally.
573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
Yeah.
574. Where ARE the wild things?
I really don't know… In the wild, I'm guessing?
575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
Either one is fine with me.
576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
Depends on who you are.
577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
Pole dancing. It's really hard, but it is possible.
578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
"Jizz in my Pants" – The Lonely Island
579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
No, but I think that would be fun.
580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
I'd like to, but I'm not allowed to go out.
581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Absolutely.
582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
I don't think so…
583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
I'd rather watch it.
584. What keeps you chained down?
Lack of money. And a job.
585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
I need to stop being lazy and selfish.
586. Do you celebrate yourself?
Not really…
587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
No, but I seriously think they should.
588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
I don't know.
589. What evil is necessary?
I don't really know…
590. What's your favorite one hit wonder?
"Never Gonna Give You Up" – Rick Astley
591. What would you do anything for?
I'd do anything if it meant my friends would be happy.
592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
No, I haven't.
593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
Nope.
594. Are you ordinary?
Never.
595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
I don't know, you can ask them.
596. Have you ever felt like you've been a little bit too good to someone?
No, I feel as if I haven't done enough good.
597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
"Johnny Hangtime"
598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
I don't know…
599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
Eh…
600. What movie sequels do you like?
Normally, I don't really like movie sequels.
Fuck Yeah.
A – Build a game.
B – Go to Belleview, WA and bug Gabe Newell.
C – Become 'successful' in life.
D – Go to a concert of a band that I really love.
E – Learn to play the piano and/or guitar.
302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
Yeah, hopefully.
303. What do you feel controlled by?
I don't know, but I'm gonna say my computer.
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
Nope. Science can prove that doesn't work.
305. What is one thing you are sure of?
I am sitting at my computer, I know that.
306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
About mid-afternoon. That's when I realize there's a bunch of shit I still have to do.
307. Have you ever played in a band?
No, I haven't.
308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'?
No, but creatures crawl out of weirder things than the ocean. I know that…
309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
Get me the fuck out of here. (I have a fear of open water, such as oceans, lakes, etc.)
310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
I like to play chess. I wouldn't join a tournament or anything, but I'd play for fun.
311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
No, I haven't.
312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
Nope.
313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could?
Maybe, but I wouldn't know.
314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it?
Eh… Sometimes. Not very often, though.
315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
Sometimes I do.
316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
I've done that with my old phone before. I've also done it to a PS2 controller.
317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
If your crime is severe enough, you deserve nothing less.
318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
Y U DO DIS?
319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
Yup. Eventually.
320. What is something worth suffering for?
I don't know, really.
321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
On the back of my head.
322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
Not really.
323. Would you rather live simply or extravagantly?
I'd live in the middle.
324. Have you ever been camping?
Yeah, and I didn't really like it. I'm not really an outdoor person.
325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
Sometimes.
326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
I've done it before…
327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
Both.
328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do?
My parents.
329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?
Patient, Calm, Rich.
330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_J…)?
That's a stupid reason to go to prison. Nobody was hurt, nothing was stolen, so what the fuck?
331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
No.
332. Are you very active?
I can be.
333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
I dunno.
334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
Absolutely.
335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you?
I'm not sure, but I'll just say "Yes."
336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with whoever they are with at the time?
There's someone for everyone, I believe. No matter who you are.
337. Do you know secret things?
Yep. Of course I do.
338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
I don't know.
339. How do you overcome your fears?
I can't really do that. I'm afraid to confront them.
340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
Make a decent Rom-hack, as far as I know.
341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
Uh, probably not.
342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Smaller.
343. Have you ever fired a gun?
Yep. I fired a pistol in first grade, and I used to own a paintball gun (if that counts).
344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
I think so. You can never expect what someone is or isn't going to do.
345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
90%.
346. Does safety stifle you?
Sometimes.
347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
Terrorism, I think.
348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
Some of them are, while others aren't.
349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
No.
350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joh…) affect you?
It didn't.
351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
Yeah, my god damn Game Boy Color. I had some awesome games for that.
352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
Not anymore, no.
353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
Friends.
354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
I don't know why I would do that when I'm already in a relationship.
355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
I'm assuming it's asking which one "IS" the worst. I'd say gluttony.
356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Gluttony, greed, envy, wrath, and sloth.
357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
OH FUCK YES
Do you try to avoid thinking?
Um, no.
358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first?
Yes. I would.
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
I don't know.
360. What can you talk about for hours?
VALVe.
361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
Ideas and People. I try not to talk about myself a lot.
362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
Nah.
363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
I'm not a fanboy, but I do enjoy the series.
364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
Blazing Saddles.
365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
I dunno, but I'd like to at least see Conan O'Brien in person. Maybe visit one of his shows.
366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
No, I haven't.
367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
I have no diary. I have a journal, and it's here on dA. Anyway, yeah.
368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
Living in California, my list of fears, and how people always used to hate me.
369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
Yeah.
370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
I haven't gone that far.
371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
I don't understand.
372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
Sometimes, but I try not to.
373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
Yeah, I do.
374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
Yeah, but when I do, I don't take it seriously.
375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
Not always, no.
376. Do you have a quick wit?
I have my good and bad days. That's why I'd love to join an improv group to help me with that.
377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
Yeah, I don't want to live in a country ruled by a bunch of idiots. Too bad that's not gonna happen.
378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
Eh…
379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Yeah, I have before.
380. Are you uptight?
I dunno. Maybe, maybe not.
381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Yep.
382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
It depends on who is talking, and what the topic is.
383. Are you self-conscious?
Yup.
384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
Sitting at my computer, or hanging out with friends.
385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing?
I dunno, probably.
386. What is Kevin Smith's(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Sm…) best movie?
I haven't seen many of them, but I'd say Cop Out was great.
387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
I'd like to hang out with friends, but I can't go out at night.
388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
I can deal with it. It's no big deal.
389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Yeah.
390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
Some sort of asshole that nobody likes.
391. Are you quick to judge others?
Not really.
392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
Calm down first, then talk.
393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
Love is different for many people. I can't really put an analogy to it right now.
394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
There are lots. Too many to name.
395. Do you have it?
Most of them, I'm sure.
396. Which do you think has more impact on a person's character, genetics or environment?
Both. Environment has a bigger impact, I think.
397. Who was your first best friend?
Edward Alviso. Now that I look back, he's kind of an asshole. My next choice is Austin Foor.
398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
Eddie was a cocky little bastard, and he always thought he was better than you. Austin was great, I wish he could have moved up here with me.
399. Who have you read a biography about?
I don't think I have.
400. What would your own autobiography be called?
"Don't even think of opening this book up."
401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
Yeah, for me, it kind of is.
402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
Whatever they want.
403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Again, "Why don't we have both?"
404. When was the last time you were up all night?
ANSWER NOT FOUND
405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Friendship.
406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
Some people can be.
407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as 'outsiders'?
No. I don't think there is any 'dominant' race in the world.
408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
I don't know.
409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
I'd say both are equally smart.
410. Have you ever guessed someone's password and broken into their diary?
I've guessed someone's password before, but it was for something else.
411. What teacher, if any, has affected you the most in your life?
My fourth-grade teacher, Mr. Apodaca. He was awesome.
412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
I'm usually bored easily.
413. What's the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
I haven't done anything, really…
414. "What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?" (- Adam Ant)
I don't understand…
415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
French toast.
416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Sometimes, I write journals on dA.
417. What's the oddest CD in your collection?
I don't have any CD's.
418. What's the best diary name you ever saw?
I don't know, I don't read diaries. I read journals.
419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
I don't know if they'll all be surprised, but I am bisexual.
420. Who owes you an apology?
Someone who I'm not going to name. It's too personal. Sorry guys.
421. Who deserves an apology from you?
I don't know, but if I owe you one, let me know.
422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
I'd let them have their freedom, but I'd also have to tell them to be more responsible.
423. Which do you like best: 60's, 70's or 80's fashion?
I like them all, actually.
424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
Nobody's ever used a pickup line on me.
425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
Kinetic.
426. Do you own a record player?
No.
Do you use it?
-sigh-
427. How easily do you make friends?
It usually depends…
428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
I don't know the difference.
429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
No, I don't think so.
430. Do you care about your weight?
No, I don't let it run my entire life.
431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
Possibly.
432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
Um, I've never thought about it. I don't think so, though.
433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
I'd kick out all of the annoying jackasses out of the school.
434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
"No Energy Drinks"
435. Are you artistic and creative?
No, but I'm trying to be…
436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
I know exactly what I was doing. I was at my Grandma's house in California, and I was sitting at the computer, making "Super Awesome RxKQueen World."
437. What are you obsessed with?
VALVe. Team Fortress 2, more specifically.
438. What was the last compliment you received?
"Thank you."
439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Yeah. Three brothers, and two sisters.
440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
Friends. If I can only pick one person though, it would be Kailynn.
441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
Sometimes.
442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
I think it takes the trust away, but that's just me.
443. Do you lie your way out of things?
Yeah. I need to stop, though.
444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Neither.
445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
I can't think of any at the moment.
446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
Nope.
447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
I don't know.
448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
Nope.
449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
No.
450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
Listening to music that I haven't heard in years.
451. What do you do for exercise?
I ride my bike.
452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn't teach?
Strict teacher with a sense of humor. I want an education.
453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
I've been thinking about that, but I still haven't come up with one yet…
454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
None.
455. Are you a good cook?
Meh…
456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Sometime, yeah.
457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if this question didn't exist?
458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
Spontaneous and Unpredictable.
459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
I've counted to 2,000 before. Oh, the things you can do when there is no computer around.
460. How do you go about losing weight?
I don't really care.
461. Do you have street smarts?
Not much, but yes.
462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
Nope.
463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vanilla and/or Strawberry.
464. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing?
I can't think of any right now.
465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show's theme be?
Eh… I've thought about it before. I don't know what the theme would be.
466. Do you like the way you look naked?
Pffffffffttt. No.
467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
No, I haven't.
468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
Pretty much everyone I know, with the exception of a few people…
469. Who do you know who is dull?
I don't know.
470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Yeah.
471. What is one interesting fact you know?
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
472. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time.
Do you talk to your pets?
Yeah.
473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?
I think so, yeah.
474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don't mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
Delicate outfits would be nice.
475. How do you 'live life to the fullest'?
I wouldn't know. I'm pretty boring.
476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
Both. I don't know how it works, but it does.
477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
Half a trunk full of dimes.
478. What is the worst mistake you've ever made?
I'd rather not go into that, too. I'm sorry I have a personal life, guys.
479. Are you in good health?
Yeah.
480. Are you patriotic?
No, not really.
Let's play fact or crap.
Is it a fact? Or is it crap?
481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
Fact.
482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Fact.
483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Crap.
484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
Crap.
485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport.
Crap.
486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Crap.
487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
Fact.
488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
Crap.
489. In Grimm's original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
Crap.
490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
Fact.
491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
Crap.
492. "Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.
Crap.
493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
Fact.
494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
Crap.
495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.
Fact.
496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
Crap.
497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
Crap.
498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
Crap.
499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Crap.
500. There are 86401 seconds in day.
Crap.
[I could be wrong on most of those questions…]
501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I can't think of any new names…
502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
I don't think I have a street name, so I can't answer this one.
503. Have you ever created your own 'what ___ are you' quiz?
No, I haven't.
If you did make one what would it be about?
'What TF2 Class are you?'
504. What is your favorite song from the 70's?
Lots. Too many to name.
505. What do you feel like complaining about?
Why I'm not living in Canada yet.
506. What do you feel like celebrating?
Well, my sister's birthday is tomorrow, so I guess that?
507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
Not that I can think of, no.
508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
Yeah.
509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Yup.
510. What do you have faith in?
I don't have faith in much of anything.
511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Yeah, I'm sure.
512. What (not who) do you care about?
Everything I have.
513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
I could lose all my friends, and I could be kicked out onto the street.
514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
The cast of Jersey Shore. Good thing they're all too stupid to use their powers of evil.
515. What do you want to change about the world?
I'd leave it alone, and let others try to get themselves out of their own problems.
516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
It would be some project I could actually complete, and it also kills time and boredom.
517. Has anyone ever led you on?
I dunno, probably.
518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
I can't really remember…
519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
I have to prepare for Sarah's party, which is tomorrow.
520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Well, I need to see how well today is going to be. I just woke up, so…
521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
I'd go with four feet tall.
522. How often do you get jealous?
All the time.
523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn't?
Drink energy drinks, I'm guessing.
524. Do you do any soul searching?
Nope.
525. Do you believe you have a soul?
Nope.
526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Both.
527. Are you a slave to love?
To a certain degree, sure.
528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
Some dude's magical adventure inside the internet.
529. Does anyone understand you?
Not a whole lot of people, but yes.
530. Do you understand yourself?
Not really…
531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Fire.
532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
Myself. I just go with how I feel like acting.
533. What is one idea that you live by?
I don't really know…
534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
They can act like me, and I'd get to know them more.
535. Are you more delicate or tough?
Both, but more delicate.
536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
Smarter.
537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
No.
538. When are you at a loss for words?
When VALVe releases a new game.
539. What is the worst time to be alone?
All the time.
540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
They used to smoke pot and drink like fucking crazy. I'm never doing that shit.
541. What gets you through the night?
Sleep, usually.
542. Do you really want to live forever?
That'd actually be kinda cool, but at the same time, really shitty.
543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
Eh…
544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
I won the lottery. That way, I could actually save some of it for a house, and I won't have to bum myself out about being poor.
545. Who is your favorite visual artist?
I don't really know…
546. What would you like to protest against?
Nothing, really.
547. What or who do you support?
Gay pride.
548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
Um, I really don't know…
549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
Both, but it would usually depend on the occasion.
550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
Eh…
551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
I can't remember.
552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
I would scream it out, right then and there.
553. Does a good friend tell you you've got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
They'd tell you if they cared.
554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I don't think so.
555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
…Daft Punk…
556. What do you need advice about?
I need advice on making cosplays, because I've never done it before.
557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
Yep.
558. Do you have a good luck charm?
Nah.
559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
Yeah. Why shouldn't they?
560. What is your least favorite body part?
My toes.
561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Oh hell yes.
562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
I don't think there are endings, but if there are, not all of them are happy.
563. What is your worst trait?
I procrastinate. A lot.
564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
Yeah, I guess.
565. What is the essence of you?
Total fucking randomness.
566. What really inspires you?
Me.
567. Have you met your soul mate?
Yeah. Kailynn.
568. Is everyday a special occasion?
Not really, no.
569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
Something with a lot of Bass.
570. Of the following which word best describes you:
natural: Nope.
outgoing: Yeah, a little.
polite: No.
quick thinking: Eh…
571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
Yeah, there are several. I know that a lot of commercials on MTV can go to hell.
572. Have you ever lost your religion?
I've never had one. I think it's stupid, personally.
573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
Yeah.
574. Where ARE the wild things?
I really don't know… In the wild, I'm guessing?
575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
Either one is fine with me.
576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
Depends on who you are.
577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
Pole dancing. It's really hard, but it is possible.
578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
"Jizz in my Pants" – The Lonely Island
579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
No, but I think that would be fun.
580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
I'd like to, but I'm not allowed to go out.
581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Absolutely.
582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
I don't think so…
583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
I'd rather watch it.
584. What keeps you chained down?
Lack of money. And a job.
585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
I need to stop being lazy and selfish.
586. Do you celebrate yourself?
Not really…
587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
No, but I seriously think they should.
588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
I don't know.
589. What evil is necessary?
I don't really know…
590. What's your favorite one hit wonder?
"Never Gonna Give You Up" – Rick Astley
591. What would you do anything for?
I'd do anything if it meant my friends would be happy.
592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
No, I haven't.
593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
Nope.
594. Are you ordinary?
Never.
595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
I don't know, you can ask them.
596. Have you ever felt like you've been a little bit too good to someone?
No, I feel as if I haven't done enough good.
597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
"Johnny Hangtime"
598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
I don't know…
599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
Eh…
600. What movie sequels do you like?
Normally, I don't really like movie sequels.
Fuck Yeah.
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Wow... What in the hell is happening?
Right now, everything is going horribly for me, and I don't know why. Don't read this if you don't care.
Last week, my dad almost died. Twice. For those of you who know me in real life, you've probably heard how much of an asshole my dad can really be. But you know what? I still love him to death, and I really don't know what I'd do without him. Luckily, he'll be alright, and he's quitting his job that he hates so much. It's about fucking time. That place hasn't done any good for him at all. When my dad was having his second attack, he was leaving to the hospital himself (because it was just down the road from where he works). As he was walk
5000 Question Survey: Part 7 by RunesRuleEarth, journal
5000 Question Survey: Part 7
I've decided to just upload this one part at a time. It seems much easier.
601. Do you have a lust for life?
Eh…
602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Yeah.
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism?
No, I don't care for religion.
Cure a hangover?
Yeah, I'd help out so many people.
Lie persuasively?
It could come in handy, I guess…
604. What character from a movie is most like you?
I'd say Kevin from 'Hot Rod.'
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
No, not really. I don't really have much of a choice, though.
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
I think people should have
El Sigh... by RunesRuleEarth, journal
El Sigh...
I just feel like an asshole. I don't know why, exactly, I just do, and I have no idea how to cheer myself up.
5000 Question Survey: Parts 4-6 by RunesRuleEarth, journal
5000 Question Survey: Parts 4-6
301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.
A – Build a game.
B – Go to Belleview, WA and bug Gabe Newell.
C – Become 'successful' in life.
D – Go to a concert of a band that I really love.
E – Learn to play the piano and/or guitar.
302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
Yeah, hopefully.
303. What do you feel controlled by?
I don't know, but I'm gonna say my computer.
304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
Nope. Science can prove that doesn't work.
305. What